Detroit has problems - an understatement to be sure, but one to be illustrated most recently by the Detroit Public School system being incapable of supplying such items as toilet paper, light bulbs, and trash bags.
In the spirit of community involvement and general bonhomie I believe I've arrived at an arrangement mutually beneficial to Detroit and one of Seattle's oldest institutions, the Seattle Post-Intelligencer newspaper. The P-I, you see, also has problems. They aren't going to make it. Game over.
Famous for always taking the hard road in their approach to journalism, never content to simply report the facts when so much anti-American propaganda is so accessible with a few changed words, the P-I is known also for a staunch environmental outlook; logging, cars, business, indeed people are all representative of the worst evil, a mortal threat to our beloved Gaia.
I propose that the blank newsprint remaining as an inventory overage following closure of Seattle P-I business operations be shipped to Detroit to be used as toilet paper by the Detroit public school system.
It may be a bit rough; I suggest the children soak the newsprint a touch prior to use. Hopefully Detroit won't run out of water soon.
Cheers!
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Robert E. Lee remarked that wherever blacks are in charge of affairs everything is always falling down.
Evidence of the accuracy of his observation is self-evident and persistent.
I suspect that, in part, it was to mitigate this phenomenon that the Clintons and elements of the Democratic Party loyal to America forced the Fraud's (Michelle's) hand in the matter of appointments.
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